A. A. Humor
A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"
The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice repeats, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
The drunk looks up and says, "God? Is this God trying to warn me?"
The voice says "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK."
--
A AA and Al-Anon couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed
because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can
help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's
testicles, and he will stop snoring.' Yeah right!' she says. A few
minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual.
The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself,
she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon and ties it
carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
snoring.
The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns
home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He
climbs into bed, falls asleep and immediately begins snoring
loudly. The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on
him. So, she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon
and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also
works on him!
The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands
in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue
ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and as he
walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon attached
to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head and looks at the dog
and whispers, 'I don't know where we were or what we did
but, by God we took first and seccond place!
Other LInks to AA Humor
